Festive AF, Emo Edition – Merry Whatever Never Ending Sound Card


Festive AF, Emo Edition – Merry Whatever Never Ending Sound Card


Make a splash this holiday season with the most annoying card you can buy.  Over four hours of looping sounds that can only be stopped when destroyed.  The best part?  When the recipient destroys the card…it drops glitter EVERYWHERE

Shipping Anonymously (or not if you like to life dangerously) from our secret warehouse in San Diego, CA, the Never Ending Christmas Card is guaranteed to create a Scrooge this holiday season.  All the laughs.

***REMINDER*** if ordered “activated” the card will deploy the next time it is opened.  You will not be able to stop the music.  If you plan on writing a note on the inside, make sure to order “not activated”

Holidays are especially hard when you’re emotional and angsty.  Sitting in your room listening to The Black Parade while secretly wishing mom and dad loved you more openly.

The PS5 aint coming this year, but that’s okay!  We have just the card that says “Happy Holidays” the right way.

The NSFW Merry Christmas Card from Dick At Your Door is the perfectly balanced card for Grandma, the office party, Mom and Dad, or…well…anyone.

Only available THIS Holiday Season so don’t drag your dick in the mud on this one.


The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise

Once you order your prank, we will add everything you need to make the gifting experience unforgettable and ship it FAST

We'll let you know when the recipient has received their "package" so you can film their reaction or laugh at their confusion

Injury Disclaimer

Due to the nature of our product, the surprise element may be dangerous.

Please make sure to advise the end user to open away from the face and inform them of the pop up surprise.

We are not responsible for any misuse of our products and the sender of this gift accepts all liability.

Thank you for helping us continue to provide a safe and memorable experience for everyone!

— The Pranks Anonymous Team