Great Ways To Use Our Prank:
THE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE
Package this in a traditional envelope, and pair with any great traditional gift. Once they open up the card, they will be showered in Dick Shaped Glitter, and you can add a caption such as, “Candles won’t be the only thing you’re blowing for your birthday!”
THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
Is Christmas even Christmas without a showering of Glitter Dick on your loved ones? Let the man in your life know that you appreciate him by telling him on the inside of the card “Your Yule log and chestnuts are my favorite Christmas gift!”
THE THINKING OF YOU
Send someone special in your life this card, and write on the on the inside of the card, “You’re my favorite dick, and I appreciate you!”
Why We Have The BEST Dick Bomb Cards:
PACKED WITH DICK GLITTER
Obviously the most important aspect of a dick glitter bomb card is the dick explosion. This being the case, it is extremely important that the dick glitter bomb card is crafted correctly. In order to cut costs, most dick bomb card providers simply fill their envelopes with glitter. Unfortunately, this can result in an extremely poor dick glitter explosion. At Pranks Anonymous we crafted the perfect compartment to hold your dicks until the card is opened. Once the card is opened, rest assured that tiny little penises will get absolutely everywhere!
DICK GLITTER OPTIONS
The whole point of a dick glitter bomb card is to cover everyone and everything surrounding it in glitter… right!? That’s why it is extremely important that the dick bomb card is packed with massive amounts of dick glitter! Most companies are pretty light on the dicks these days, but Pranks Anonymous lets you DOUBLE and even TRIPLE your dicks!
PERSONALIZATION
We have already covered how most prank websites are fairly cookie-cutter with their products. But you want your prank to be unique… and you want to get your point across. This cannot be accomplished with the previously stated websites. Fortunately, At Pranks Anonymous you can fully personalize your prank with messages on the inside as well as the outside, change the glitter color, and increase the glitter amounts. We even have Spring Loaded Snow Ball Bombs and Spring Loaded Confetti Bombs if you don’t want your recipient to have too much of a mess to clean up.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.
Description: Dick Bomb Card
HALLELUJAH! It’s raining dicks!
With the Dick Glitter Bomb Card you now have the opportunity to shower your friends with a heaping handful of dick shaped glitter! This card arrives as any old run of the mill greeting card with your choice from many silly styles.
Unlike a normal, boring card, this card has a surprise waiting for your target once the flaps begin to open! Your choice of high-grade dick shaped glitter explodes out of the card and your unsuspecting friends will never know what hit them!
This is the perfect gift for all sorts of occasions, and can also be upgraded from 2x and 3x the glitter! Also, be sure to add a personal message on the inside for a more personal touch!
We have designed the perfect Dick Bomb Card for your pranking needs! It’s even the perfect gift for your favorite Bachelorette! Our Custom Made Greeting Cards and specially made pouches hold 1X, 2X, or 3X the dicks secretively in place until the card is opened. And of course, once opened, whoever opens it will have a huge mess on their hands! Select your own Custom Message for both Inside and Outside of your card in order to create the best pranking experience possible.
Specifications: Dick Bomb Card
Size: 5″ x 7″ (folds to 5″ x 3.5″)
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