Dick Glitter Bomb Card

Hail to the custom built dick glitter bomb card! Each is packed with dick glitter and ready to explode tiny penises over anyone who opens them! Also, it’s the perfect gift for your next Bachelorette party!



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Great Ways To Use Our Prank:

Package this in a traditional envelope, and pair with any great traditional gift. Once they open up the card, they will be showered in Dick Shaped Glitter, and you can add a caption such as, “Candles won’t be the only thing you’re blowing for your birthday!”

Is Christmas even Christmas without a showering of Glitter Dick on your loved ones? Let the man in your life know that you appreciate him by telling him on the inside of the card “Your Yule log and chestnuts are my favorite Christmas gift!”

Send someone special in your life this card, and write on the on the inside of the card, “You’re my favorite dick, and I appreciate you!”

Why We Have The BEST Dick Bomb Cards:

Obviously the most important aspect of a dick glitter bomb card is the dick explosion. This being the case, it is extremely important that the dick glitter bomb card is crafted correctly. In order to cut costs, most dick bomb card providers simply fill their envelopes with glitter. Unfortunately, this can result in an extremely poor dick glitter explosion. At Pranks Anonymous we crafted the perfect compartment to hold your dicks until the card is opened. Once the card is opened, rest assured that tiny little penises will get absolutely everywhere!

The whole point of a dick glitter bomb card is to cover everyone and everything surrounding it in glitter… right!? That’s why it is extremely important that the dick bomb card is packed with massive amounts of dick glitter! Most companies are pretty light on the dicks these days, but Pranks Anonymous lets you DOUBLE and even TRIPLE your dicks!

We have already covered how most prank websites are fairly cookie-cutter with their products. But you want your prank to be unique… and you want to get your point across. This cannot be accomplished with the previously stated websites. Fortunately, At Pranks Anonymous you can fully personalize your prank with messages on the inside as well as the outside, change the glitter color, and increase the glitter amounts. We even have Spring Loaded Snow Ball Bombs and Spring Loaded Confetti Bombs if you don’t want your recipient to have too much of a mess to clean up.

Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have.This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.