Adult Ornament: Melts In Your Mouth Snowman Dick

This adult themed dick ornament will make even grandpa Larry laugh. Melts In Your Mouth Dick Ornament is hand painted, a beautiful white contrast to a green Christmas tree, and has a designer scarf made from some stupid London fashion brand. Shipped in a well packaged plastic protection cube, spice up your tree this year with the Melts in Your Mouth hilarious Snowman ornament.

Absolute francophile
Cute scarf
Likes to watch, maybe touches kids
Dimensions: 4″ W x 5″ H x 3″ D
Hand painted glass ornament