Dick Card 3D Pop Up
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The male penis is beautiful in it’s own right. Why not share its beauty with everyone you know by sending them a 3D Pop Up Dick Card!?
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Great Ways To Use Our Prank:
THE BLUE PILL
Pair this card with any ED medication of your choice, and gift it to your boyfriend or husband. Whether its a needed remedy, or just a hilarious joke, they’ll be sure to get the hint.
THE TROJAN MAN
Mail it to yourself an put a some protection over the pop up dick, as well as some extra ones inside the card, and let your significant other know that you are in the mood for to be extremely safe tonight!
WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW MAN...
This card is great for pairing up with gifts, especially for a friend who doesn’t seem to be having any “luck.” Use it as a way to tell them you still care, even though they havent found Mr./Mrs. Right!
Why We Have The BEST 3D Pop Up Dick Cards:
THE CRAFTSMANSHIP
No expense was spared in order to bring you the most dazzling, most realistic, most 3D penis pop up card in the business. No other company can compete with the reaction our 3D Pop Up Dick Card gets. It’s almost impossible to not laugh when you watch our 3D penis grow in front of your eyes as you open the card. Think of how many friends and relatives you could impact with this phallic surprise. Sometimes it just isn’t enough to tell them how you feel… you really need to show them how you feel… and what better way than a 3D Pop Up Penis Card!? Get one before we run out!
CUSTOMIZATION OPTIONS
We custom build all of our pranks so that you have the most personalized experience possible. The whole point of a sending a 3D Pop Up Dick Card is to send “a message” right!? That’s why it is extremely important that our customers have the option to add a physical message to the inside and outside of their card!
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Something that is commonly overlooked is customer service. You always want to know that you have someone on the other end to answer any questions you may have. This is extremely important when it comes to any product you buy on the internet. We pride ourselves in our A+ Customer service and swift response time. We know that you want to make sure that whichever prank you choose, that it is created and functions perfectly. We may just be a prank website but we take our products and customers extremely seriously and believe we do our job better than anyone on the web. Feel free to contact us if you have any additional questions.
Description: 3D Pop Up Dick Card
The Dick Pop Up Card is a hilarious and crass take on the traditional pop up card, and will have your friends saying, “Is that a pop up card or are you just happy to see me?”
Much like a flasher in a NYC alleyway, This 6”x6” card goes full mast as soon as it opens up, making anyone who receives this card speechless. You can write your own personal message inside, or even include jizz glitter to really show how excited you are to give this card to your friends and significant others.
Your friends won’t even care that there’s no money in the card, once they open it up and get a surprise that will make boyfriends red with embarrassment and girlfriends green with envy.
It took YEARS of searching for the perfect phallic specimen for our 3D Pop Up Dick Card. Only after we traveled to Sremski Karlovici, Serbia did we find what we were longing for. The perfect penis. After a 3 day molding process we knew we had struck pure dick gold. You can now share our incredible find with friends and family when you send them our 3D Pop Up Dick Card! No one can compete with the time and craftsmanship we put into each and every card.
You can always add a personal message… but we believe our 3D Dicks speak for themselves.
Specifications: 3D Pop Up Dick Card
Size: 6″ x 6″ (Open Width: 12″ x Open Height: 6″)
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