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Dick Card 3D Pop Up

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Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

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Spider Box Prank

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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

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Sometimes it's not about making a statement but making a mess.  That's why we developed the original and only Exploding Glitter Bomb Card for your pranking pleasures.  

Filled with 2 oz of extra fine glitter, each card has two options: activated or unactivated.  Activated means, and I can't stress this enough, YOU CAN'T OPEN IT BEFORE THE RECIPIENT.  This means you will not be able to add a message, love note, hate mail, whatever or you will have, as DJ Khaled says "played yourself".

We can of course add a custom note for you.  Handwritten, printed, or smoke signaled in, we can get your message across.  Whatever it is, we got it.  

Want to add the note yourself?  Just make sure to choose "unactivated" before checking out.  All you will have to do is use our patented (pending) double sided tape to get that good ol' boy ready to rock ad roll.

Of course, we can cover any and all of your occasions.  Whether you are sending a card to your brother for his birthday and want to spice up the gifting this year or telling the neighbor their dog keeps dumping in your yard, there is a card for it.  Christmas Cards, Hanukkah Cards, graduation notes, celebration, or just a general Thinking of you card are all the list and more.

Needless to say, we love having fun here at pranksanonymous.com and we want you to as well.  Let us know if you have any questions or concerns about your order and our support staff will be happy to help.

Joker Greeting makes the best prank musical greeting cards. Safe to sign but once a friend presses play...they don't stop, ever. Until you break them. Most have glitter inside when broken!

Greeting Cards will never be the same.

Pranks Anonymous makes the best NSFW and SFW singing prank cards in the world for all occasions.  Whether you are looking for a way to cheer someone up with a fun gag gift or embarrass your co-worker with a birthday card, DAYD will hook you up with the best cards this side of the earth.

Cleverly disguised as a cute card, these cards are anything but what they appear to be and the recipient of one will find out the hard way just what these are!

Offered as both an anonymous package or unactivated, you have the choice on how the card arrives.  Just beware that if you choose Activated, you will not be able to write a nice note or message in the card without tripping the mechanism and subjecting yourself to 3 hours of porn sounds and glitter.

Sending anonymously?  We are happy to include a note for you so the recipient knows just why they are doing everything they can to turn.  Off.  The.  Noise. 

Want to be there when the prank goes off in order to soak up all the sweet sweet gratification?  Just order it unactivated, write your note, activate the card yourself and prep for a helluva ride.

Singing Greeting cards are a great way to help someone celebrate.  Funny and inappropriate singing cards are a great to embarrass your mom or dad.  Maybe a co-worker or office mate even?

Well, it's time to elevate your game with our Neverending Annoying Greeting Cards when you're shopping for a Christmas card or Birthday card, or Anniversary, or well….any card at all.

 

You're welcome for benefitting from our hard work.  Love you