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Eat A Bag of D's - Anonymously Send a Bag

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Send Your Friend A Bag of Dicks Send your friend bag of gummy dicks for any occasion! Even add a personal note with your flaccid gift so they know exactly what...

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The Glitter Bomb Birthday Card

$14.99

We are re-inventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior. ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who...

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The Frustration Box

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Gag Gift Box Frustration Box The Frustration box is exactly what it says it is.  A real frustrating turd of a gift 100% anonymously sent for maximum confusion and misplaced...

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FOR YOU – Never Ending Country Moaning Song Card

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Never Ending Card Make a splash this year with the most annoying card you can buy.  Over four hours of looping sounds that can only be stopped when destroyed.  The...

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It's Your Birthday - Rude Musical Cards

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Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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Exploding Congratulations Card - Glitter Bomb Greeting Card

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Confetti Glitter Bomb Card We are reinventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make all other peasant cards inferior. ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume...

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Happy Fucking Birthday! Prank Song Card

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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will...

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Rude Musical Card - Happy Birthday

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Hilarious Birthday Card Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you...

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Rude Birthday Card - Tits Your Birthday

$14.99

Step up your Birthday cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the...

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Thanks A Shitload - Farting Card

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Step up your Thank You cards this year.  Send a never-ending card anonymously or be there to bask in the glory that is elevated gifting ***NOTE*** If you are ordering...

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Baby Shower Card - Non Stop Crying Baby

$14.99

Baby Shower Prank Card ***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is...

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Let It Snow Glitter Bomb Card

$14.99

Surprise Greeting card that shoots fake snow in the air when opened.  Does it get any better than that? We are re-inventing greeting cards.  The Confetti Cannon Cards will make...

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